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Imagine there is a portal or a location set in my stomach where whenever you press your remote if it's pointed at food or a liquid it instantly teleports to my stomach. Here are the rules.
1. It will teleport and food or liquid that is safe for me to digest so any substances will only be transfered in safe amounts.
2. All the food will be instantly teleported into my stomach in the smallest fashion possible and ready for digestion as if it's been chewed.
3. It will only transfer as much food as I have room for at max capacity before injury.
4. The substances affect my body as if id eaten or drinker them. So hevaier foods will make me feel heavier.
5. The food shows on my body as if I'd eaten it. So if I had 4 burgers worth of food in my stomach it would look like I had a food baby that's that amount of food.
6. There is no delay other than my digestion
7. All food in my stomach will be digested as if I'd eaten them
How do you use the button. What foods and is there any fun ideas or concepts you could think of. And what would the impact be to my weight.

Honestly that sounds like a dream both parties

I'd rather a device which just teleports food so I can taste the food ala star trek.

If we're talking fantasy, I'd rather nano machines which can allow me to alter my body without any consequences.

So at the push of a button I could gain several hundred pounds and be able to eat as much as I want, but then the next morning I can press it again to become a more practical size.

As long as nobody teleports any bread.